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If a Student make a Mistake

Weird.Geek — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 14:37:45 +0000

If a BARBER makes a mistake, it’s a new style……. ……… …..

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If a DRIVER makes a mistake, it’s an accident…. ……… ……..

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If a DOCTOR makes a mistake, it’s an operation… ……… ……..

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If an ENGINEER makes a mistake, it is a new venture….. ……… .

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If a POLITICIAN makes a mistake, it is a new law……… ………

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If a SCIENTIST makes a mistake, it is a new invention… ……… .

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If a TAILOR makes a mistake, it is a new fashion….. ……… ….

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If a TEACHER makes a mistake, it is a new theory…… ……… …

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If a STUDENT makes a mistake, it is a “MISTAKE” !!!!!!!!!!!! !

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3 Stages of LIFE…

Weird.Geek — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 19:44:16 +0000

We have 3 Stages of LIFE………..

Teen age:

Have Time + Energy …but No Money

Working Age:

Have Money + Energy …but No Time

Old age:

Have Time + Money …but no Energy

If you are not expecting anything in life,
Then you are living the real life …

Girl showing middle finger to Irani President

Weird.Geek — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 18:24:59 +0000

Sardar at its best

Weird.Geek — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 08:19:13 +0000

Doctor to patient: You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die?
Patient: Yes. A good doctor..

Sardar: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status
Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.

Q: How do you make a sardarji laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell him a joke on Wednesday.

Sardar: I think that girl is deaf..
Friend: How do u know?
Sardar: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new

Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!
Sardar: Wow!!! That’s an unbelievable exchange offer!!!

Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?

Sardar: ZEBRA
Teacher: How?
Sardar: Bcoz it is Black & White

Judge: Don’t U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court..
Sardar to judge: U R coming daily, don’t U have shame?

Question: “Should Women have Children after 35?”
Smart Sardar Replied: “No!
35 Children R More than Enough!!”

Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?
Sardar: If U give me the address I will go there sir.

(Best one)
Sardar got a sms from his girl friend:
“I MISS YOU”
Sardarji replied:
“I Mr YOU” !!.

After finishing MBBS Sardar started his practice. He Checked 1st Patient’s Eyes, Tongue & Ears By Torch & Finallly Said:
“Torch is okay”

Sardar1: Oye, what will happen if electricity is not discovered?
Sardar2: Nothing, we must watch TV in candle light.

Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: ” Bombay … Bombay “
Air hostess said: “B silent.”
Sardar: “Ok.. Ombay. Ombay”

Teacher: “What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?”
Sardar: “All are born on government holidays…! !!
Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple ?
Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE

Wife – Yesterday,Today & Tomorrow

Weird.Geek — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 05:35:31 +0000

For Only Software Engineer Guys and Gals

Weird.Geek — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 14:17:45 +0000

Those who are designated as Software Engineer .. those will recognize this Pictures as their
Software development LifeCycle

Welcome To Funnama

Weird.Geek — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 08:23:24 +0000

FunNama

If a Student make a Mistake

3 Stages of LIFE…

Girl showing middle finger to Irani President

Sardar at its best

Wife – Yesterday,Today & Tomorrow

For Only Software Engineer Guys and Gals

Welcome To Funnama

Welcome to Funnama. This Blog is all about Fun.